Blame It On Mercury Retrograde
Sometimes it’s the stars. Sometimes it’s just vibes. This 16" tote is here for all of it. Whether you’re late, tech is glitching, or emotions are doing the most—this lightweight, durable tote has the space (and sense of humor) to carry you through. It’s practical enough for your day, and cosmic enough to let the universe take the blame.
🪐 Intention: Humor, astrology, energetic awareness
🧵 Affirmation: If it’s not me, it’s Mercury.
✨ Ideal for:
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Grocery runs, chaotic workdays, or retrograde rituals
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Astrology readings, content planning, or journaling
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Daily reminders to laugh through the mess
👜 Tote Bag Details:
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Size: 16" × 16"
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100% polyester body – dries quickly, keeps its shape
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Cotton handles – soft and sturdy (black, red, white, navy)
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Reinforced stitching for extra strength
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Boxed corners for more room
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Non-woven laminate interior
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Black inner stitching and transparent hems
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Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
🧼 Care Instructions:
Remove items. Spot treat. Hand wash gently with warm water and detergent. Air dry only.
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